RadioDailyNews.com - www.radiodailynews.com
RadioDailyNews.com - www.radiodailynews.com
this site is a field trip
Monday, January 31, 2005
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Saturday, January 29, 2005
Signs You're Spending Too Much Time ONline.....
Signs You're Spending Too Much Time ONline.....
30> You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because
you
wanted to check your mail and while there you "just wanted to
see who was online"
29> When you are reading something printed, you wish you
could use a
search function to get to the point.
28> Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL."
27> When you reply to someone verbally, your fingers start typing
your response.
26> You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know
there's
nothing there.
25> You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
24> You keep begging your friends to get a chat room account
so "we can hang
out."
23> Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
22> You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet "sweet_girl"
face-to-face.
21> You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
20> You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza
Hut.
19> You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or
complete sentences.
18> You have met over 100 onliners.
17> You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
16> When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll
up!"
15> You find yourself sneaking away to the puter in the night
when
your spouse is asleep.
14> You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people
won't
know you're online again.
13> You know more about online friends' daily routines than you
do
your own spouse's.
12> You find yourself lying to others about your time online and
when
they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off
the
hook.
11> You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen
name
close to your own.
10> You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are
from
partying too much than the truth.
9> You change your screen name so much that you have to do a
whois
to know who you are.
8> You type email messages to people at the same time you are
talking on the phone with them
7> You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
6> Your dog leaves you for lack of attention.
5>| You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
4> You type faster than you can think.
3>| You can actually read and follow all the names of the cast
that
scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
2> You don't want to leave in case you miss something.
And the #1 sign you're spending too much time online.......
1> Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
Ok, now count the number that were true, and if you have more
than 10
of them, you know you're hooked.
NOSMOKE.COM
After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance...
Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?
Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer...
Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply...
Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files...
Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it...
Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command...
For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded...
Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem...
Customer: I knew it!
Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.COM' at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes...
About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer...
Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking...
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22...
Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out...
When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again...
Customer: I need a new power supply...
Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?
Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply...
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE...
' Whoopi,' playing disabled agan
' Whoopi,' Review on Broadway.com
sure she did it 20 years but times have changed
Friday, January 28, 2005
Blog Directory : 1000's of Canadian Blogs
Blog Directory : 1000's of Canadian Blogs YES WE HAVE INTERNET
ARC23 RADIO summary
Adam Cohoon
Hobies;
radio/tv history news, history, towers
poetry ep. classic
music , jazz , classical , pop , blues and dance
WIKKI - Web authoring
FOAF
RSS [ I track 100 feeds ]
I luve public radio NPR and CBC
I love pvr [personal video recorder]
feel free to comment
Toronto Artist Anne Abbott - Annie's Dandy Note Cards and Artwork
Toronto Artist Anne Abbott - Annie's Dandy Note Cards and Artwork
My art is unique because instead of using a paintbrush, I apply the paint directly to the canvas with my right index finger. I use this method because I have Cerebral Palsy and find using a brush to be an almost impossible task. I can honestly say I have never heard of any other artist, besides myself, using their finger as a paintbrush.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
Airchecks:Radio:Reel Top 40 Radio Repository
Airchecks:Radio:Reel Top 40 Radio Repository -I can spend hours here
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Wiki: What Is Wiki
Wiki: What Is Wiki:
"What Is Wiki
Wiki is in Ward's original description:
The simplest online database that could possibly work.
Wiki is a piece of server software that allows users to freely create and edit Web page content using any Web browser. Wiki supports hyperlinks and has a simple text syntax for creating new pages and crosslinks between internal pages on the fly.
Wiki is unusual among group communication mechanisms in that it allows the organization of contributions to be edited in addition to the content itself.
Like many simple concepts, 'open editing' has some profound and subtle effects on Wiki usage. Allowing everyday users to create and edit any page in a Web site is exciting in that it encourages democratic use of the Web and promotes content composition by nontechnical users."
My Wiki - Arc's Pad
ARC'S OPEN PAD
arcs open pad
Disclaimer - Please Read!
Because of the free-form nature of this wiki - anyone can contribute or edit the pages contained therein, I accept no responsibility for content or material places on these wiki pages.
Although I monitor the wiki site and will remove any offensive or abusive material, it's impossible to monitor it 24 hours a day. If adding or editing pages yourself, please respect other peoples views and do not misuse the system, which is provided for everyone. Any concern's e-mail at arcohoon@hotmail.com
start editing -
arcs open pad
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
the friend of a friend (foaf) project
the friend of a friend (foaf) project FOAF seem's really interesting to me. I spent all afternoon researching it.
the friend of a friend (foaf) project
the friend of a friend (foaf) project
FOAF seem interesting to me, I spent all afternoon researching it
Monday, January 24, 2005
Where Do You Draw The Line? We’d Like To Know Where You Stand." CBC Television - Rick Mercer's Monday Report
CBC Television - Rick Mercer's Monday Report: "Where Do You Draw The Line? We�d Like To Know Where You Stand.' "
Chamber Music by James Joyce - Project Gutenberg
Chamber Music by James Joyce - Project Gutenberg
This poetry speaks to me because I am Single, I guess
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXVI
XXXVI
I hear an army charging upon the land, And the thunder of horses plunging, foam about their knees: Arrogant, in black armour, behind them stand, Disdaining the reins, with fluttering ships, the charioteers. They cry unto the night their battle-name: I moan in sleep when I hear afar their whirling laughter. They cleave the gloom of dreams, a blinding flame, Clanging, clanging upon the heart as upon an anvil. They come shaking in triumph their long, green hair: They come out of the sea and run shouting by the shore. My heart, have you no wisdom thus to despair? My love, my love, my love, why have you left me alone?
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXV
XXXV
All day I hear the noise of waters Making moan, Sad as the sea-bird is when, going Forth alone, He hears the winds cry to the water's Monotone. The grey winds, the cold winds are blowing Where I go. I hear the noise of many waters Far below. All day, all night, I hear them flowing To and fro.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXV
XXXV
All day I hear the noise of waters Making moan, Sad as the sea-bird is when, going Forth alone, He hears the winds cry to the water's Monotone. The grey winds, the cold winds are blowing Where I go. I hear the noise of many waters Far below. All day, all night, I hear them flowing To and fro.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXIV
XXXIV
Sleep now, O sleep now, O you unquiet heart! A voice crying "Sleep now" Is heard in my heart.
The voice of the winter Is heard at the door. O sleep, for the winter Is crying "Sleep no more."
My kiss will give peace now And quiet to your heart -- - Sleep on in peace now, O you unquiet heart!
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXIII
XXXIII
Now, O now, in this brown land Where Love did so sweet music make We two shall wander, hand in hand, Forbearing for old friendship' sake, Nor grieve because our love was gay Which now is ended in this way.
A rogue in red and yellow dress Is knocking, knocking at the tree; And all around our loneliness The wind is whistling merrily. The leaves -- - they do not sigh at all When the year takes them in the fall.
Now, O now, we hear no more The vilanelle and roundelay! Yet will we kiss, sweetheart, before We take sad leave at close of day. Grieve not, sweetheart, for anything -- - The year, the year is gathering
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXII
XXXII
Rain has fallen all the day. O come among the laden trees: The leaves lie thick upon the way Of memories.
Staying a little by the way Of memories shall we depart. Come, my beloved, where I may Speak to your heart.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXXI
XXXI
O, it was out by Donnycarney When the bat flew from tree to tree My love and I did walk together; And sweet were the words she said to me.
Along with us the summer wind Went murmuring -- - O, happily! -- - But softer than the breath of summer Was the kiss she gave to me.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXX
XXX
Love came to us in time gone by When one at twilight shyly played And one in fear was standing nigh -- - For Love at first is all afraid.
We were grave lovers. Love is past That had his sweet hours many a one; Welcome to us now at the last The ways that we shall go upon.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXIX
XXIX
Dear heart, why will you use me so? Dear eyes that gently me upbraid, Still are you beautiful -- - but O, How is your beauty raimented!
Through the clear mirror of your eyes, Through the soft sigh of kiss to kiss, Desolate winds assail with cries The shadowy garden where love is.
And soon shall love dissolved be When over us the wild winds blow -- - But you, dear love, too dear to me, Alas! why will you use me so?
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXVIII
XXVIII
Gentle lady, do not sing Sad songs about the end of love; Lay aside sadness and sing How love that passes is enough.
Sing about the long deep sleep Of lovers that are dead, and how In the grave all love shall sleep: Love is aweary now
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXVII
XXVII
Though I thy Mithridates were, Framed to defy the poison-dart, Yet must thou fold me unaware To know the rapture of thy heart, And I but render and confess The malice of thy tenderness.
For elegant and antique phrase, Dearest, my lips wax all too wise; Nor have I known a love whose praise Our piping poets solemnize, Neither a love where may not be Ever so little falsity.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXVI
XXVI
Thou leanest to the shell of night, Dear lady, a divining ear. In that soft choiring of delight What sound hath made thy heart to fear? Seemed it of rivers rushing forth From the grey deserts of the north?
That mood of thine Is his, if thou but scan it well, Who a mad tale bequeaths to us At ghosting hour conjurable -- - And all for some strange name he read
In Purchas or in Holinshed.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXV
XXV
Lightly come or lightly go: Though thy heart presage thee woe, Vales and many a wasted sun, Oread let thy laughter run, Till the irreverent mountain air Ripple all thy flying hair.
Lightly, lightly -- - ever so: Clouds that wrap the vales below At the hour of evenstar Lowliest attendants are; Love and laughter song-confessed When the heart is heaviest.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXIV
XXIV
Silently she's combing, Combing her long hair Silently and graciously, With many a pretty air.
The sun is in the willow leaves And on the dapplled grass, And still she's combing her long hair Before the looking-glass.
I pray you, cease to comb out, Comb out your long hair, For I have heard of witchery Under a pretty air,
That makes as one thing to the lover Staying and going hence, All fair, with many a pretty air And many a negligence.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXIII
XXIII
This heart that flutters near my heart My hope and all my riches is, Unhappy when we draw apart And happy between kiss and kiss: My hope and all my riches -- - yes! -- - And all my happiness.
For there, as in some mossy nest The wrens will divers treasures keep, I laid those treasures I possessed Ere that mine eyes had learned to weep. Shall we not be as wise as they Though love live but a day?
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXII
XXII
Of that so sweet imprisonment My soul, dearest, is fain -- - Soft arms that woo me to relent And woo me to detain. Ah, could they ever hold me there Gladly were I a prisoner!
Dearest, through interwoven arms By love made tremulous, That night allures me where alarms Nowise may trouble us; But lseep to dreamier sleep be wed Where soul with soul lies prisoned
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XXI
XXI
He who hath glory lost, nor hath Found any soul to fellow his, Among his foes in scorn and wrath Holding to ancient nobleness, That high unconsortable one -- - His love is his companion.
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XX
XX
In the dark pine-wood I would we lay, In deep cool shadow At noon of day.
How sweet to lie there, Sweet to kiss, Where the great pine-forest Enaisled is!
Thy kiss descending Sweeter were With a soft tumult Of thy hair.
O unto the pine-wood At noon of day Come with me now, Sweet love, away
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XIX
XIX
Be not sad because all men Prefer a lying clamour before you: Sweetheart, be at peace again -- - Can they dishonour you?
They are sadder than all tears; Their lives ascend as a continual sigh. Proudly answer to their tears: As they deny, deny
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XVII
XVII
Because your voice was at my side I gave him pain, Because within my hand I held Your hand again.
There is no word nor any sign Can make amend -- - He is a stranger to me now Who was my friend
Poetry from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XVI
XVI
O cool is the valley now And there, love, will we go For many a choir is singing now Where Love did sometime go. And hear you not the thrushes calling, Calling us away? O cool and pleasant is the valley And there, love, will we stay
from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XV
XV
From dewy dreams, my soul, arise, From love's deep slumber and from death, For lo! the treees are full of sighs Whose leaves the morn admonisheth.
Eastward the gradual dawn prevails Where softly-burning fires appear, Making to tremble all those veils Of grey and golden gossamer.
While sweetly, gently, secretly, The flowery bells of morn are stirred And the wise choirs of faery Begin (innumerous!) to be heard.
from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XIII
XIII
Go seek her out all courteously, And say I come, Wind of spices whose song is ever Epithalamium. O, hurry over the dark lands And run upon the sea For seas and lands shall not divide us My love and me.
Now, wind, of your good courtesy I pray you go, And come into her little garden And sing at her window; Singing: The bridal wind is blowing For Love is at his noon; And soon will your true love be with you, Soon, O soon
from Chamber Music, by James Joyce - XII
XII
What counsel has the hooded moon Put in thy heart, my shyly sweet, Of Love in ancient plenilune, Glory and stars beneath his feet -- - A sage that is but kith and kin With the comedian Capuchin?
Believe me rather that am wise In disregard of the divine, A glory kindles in those eyes Trembles to starlight. Mine, O Mine! No more be tears in moon or mist For thee, sweet sentimentalist.
from Chamber Music, by James Joyce
X
Bright cap and streamers, He sings in the hollow: Come follow, come follow,
All you that love. Leave dreams to the dreamers That will not after, That song and laughter
Do nothing move.
With ribbons streaming He sings the bolder; In troop at his shoulder
The wild bees hum. And the time of dreaming Dreams is over -- - As lover to lover,
Sweetheart, I come.
from Chamber Music, by James Joyce
IX
Winds of May, that dance on the sea, Dancing a ring-around in glee From furrow to furrow, while overhead The foam flies up to be garlanded, In silvery arches spanning the air, Saw you my true love anywhere? Welladay! Welladay! For the winds of May! Love is unhappy when love is away!
from Chamber Music, by James Joyce
V
Lean out of the window, Goldenhair, I hear you singing A merry air.
My book was closed, I read no more, Watching the fire dance On the floor.
I have left my book, I have left my room, For I heard you singing Through the gloom.
Singing and singing A merry air, Lean out of the window, Goldenhai
Chamber Music, by James Joyce
II
The twilight turns from amethyst To deep and deeper blue, The lamp fills with a pale green glow The trees of the avenue.
The old piano plays an air, Sedate and slow and gay; She bends upon the yellow keys, Her head inclines this way.
Shy thought and grave wide eyes and hands That wander as they list -- - The twilight turns to darker blue With lights of amethyst.
Sunday, January 23, 2005
'Everybody Loves Raymond' Ends Run
Yahoo! News - CBS' 'Everybody Loves Raymond' Ends Run: "Don't look for a supersized, super-stuffed final episode of 'Everybody Loves Raymond.' Television's most popular sitcom will end its nine-year run on May 16 with � get this � a half-hour show"
Yahoo! News - Comedy Will Take Chances 'If It Makes us Laugh'
Yahoo! News - Comedy Will Take Chances 'If It Makes us Laugh': "The broadcast networks haven't had much recent success with comedy series because they're spending too much time 'watering down' their shows for the audience and trying to 'rip off' the competition, "
'Gilmore Girls' Romance
Yahoo! News - Fans Happy About 'Gilmore Girls' Romance: "- Longtime fans of the WB series 'Gilmore Girls' have expressed delight that the gruff coffee shop owner Luke portrayed by actor Scott Patterson has finally started a romance with Lorelai, played by Lauren Graham"
US right attacks SpongeBob video
BBC NEWS | Americas | US right attacks SpongeBob video: "US right attacks SpongeBob video
Spongebob is popular among adult gay men
US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants.
Focus on the Family and other groups say the video - a remake of the Sister Sledge hit, We Are Family - is a vehicle for pro-gay propaganda"
News - 'Braveheart' Becomes Role Model for Christian Men
Yahoo! News - 'Braveheart' Becomes Role Model for Christian MenI am starting to realize why I am single
Saturday, January 22, 2005
The Druggist
The Druggist
A young man went into the drug store and told the druggist he
wanted to buy 3 boxes of candy; a one pound box, a 3 pound box,
and a 5 pound box. The druggist brought the candy then asked,
"I'm curious why you're getting 3 different boxes."
The young man replied, "I have a date tonight with a girl I've
been wanting to date for months. I'm going to her house for
dinner and, afterwards, if she goes out to sit with me on the
swing, I'll give her the 1 pound box; if she lets me put my are
around her, I'll give her the 3 pound box, and if she lets me kiss
her, I'll give her the 5 pound box." The druggist agreed that the
plan was ingenious.
That night the boy arrived for dinner and when they sat down to
eat, the father asked the boy to say the blessing. Well, the boy
prayed and prayed and prayed until the girl had to elbow him to
stop. Afterwards as they sat on the porch swing, the girl said, "I
didn't know you were so religious." To which the young man
replied, "And I didn't know your Daddy was the druggist."
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actual stories provided by travel agents :
actual stories provided by travel agents :
1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't
get messed up by being near the window.
2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After
going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper
to fly to California & then take the train to Hawaii ?"
3. I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I
started to the length of the flight and the passport information when
she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but
Cape Town is in Massachusetts."
Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly
explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in South
Africa."
Her response was "click".
4. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked
what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando.
He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that
is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He Replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a
very thin state."
5. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England
from Canada?"
I said, "No."
He said, "But they look so close on the Map."
6. Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas.
When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over
in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I
heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the
gates to save time."
7. A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible
that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at
8:33am. I tried to that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but
she could not understand the concept of Time zones.
Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
8. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical
description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to who ?"
I said, "No,why do you ask?"
She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a
tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any
connection ?"
After putting her on hold for a minute while "I looked into it," (I
was actually laughing) I came back and explained that the city code
for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a
destination tag on her luggage.
9. I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know
which plane to get on ?"
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told
my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers
on them."
10. A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of
those computer planes."
I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane.
She said, "Yeah, whatever."
11. A businessman called and had a question about the documents he
needed in order to fly to China.
After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa.
"Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have
one of those."
I double-checked and sure enough, his stay needs a visa. When I told
him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time
they have accepted my American Express."
12. A woman called to make reservations.
"I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York."
The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked, "Are
you sure that's the name of the town?"
"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer.
After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am,
I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a
Hippopotamus anywhere."
The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it
is. Check your map!"
The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered,
"You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"
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Friday, January 21, 2005
web / blog / rss / feed - blo.gs
blo.gs A DIRECTORY/PING SITE with alert and paging features through popular messanger services
Jessica Stam : Kincardine's Newest Supermodel
Jessica Stam
Jessica Stam
It is really great to see celebrity come out of Kincardiine, Ontario. It gives me a taste of home now that I am down in Toronto.
Jessica Stam Pictures
Blogdigger : RSS / Atom Search Engine - Search Blogs
Blogdigger : RSS / Atom Search Engine - Search Blogs
a great blog feed search engine
Ari Paparo Dot Com: Big List of Blog Search Engines
Ari Paparo Dot Com: Big List of Blog Search Engines
find a great list engine to advertise your feed and or blog
cold cold morning playing phone tag
I am staying in this morning . making phone calls , sending e-mails.
Some of the equipment I use on a daily basis is need of minor repair, so making the contacts today. That means I have started a good game of voice-mail tag
I also making a call to use a sit scale to find out my weight. I am pretty sure I am 180 pounds but want to make sure. With my cp I need to use a scale with a special chair so you sit on it instead.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Everything good and straightforward
Went for my pre-op work up for next months wisdom teeth surgery. My CP should not complicate things. Even my longs seem strong.
Still nervous though
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
ABOUT Me
ABOUT Me
When looking at my site stats i noticed people wre heading to my about me page in drove's , even though there are some wounderful tidbits , there is not a lot info ,i am a very open person , but not that good at interviewing myself, so if there is anything you want to know about me don't be shy, just pry,
comment on this blog or e-mail @ arcohoon@hotmail.com subject: about you
feeling good with a visitor
i am feeling good my dad is visiting, I feel awaka I got a good night sleep no weird dreams last night.
With the ice and the snow falling today i can't go for a drive becuase the sidewalks haven't been cleared enough for my electric wheelchair.
Tommorrow I go for test's and get work up before my dental surgery , it is a little tougher with my cp
Anyway busy till friday so if my blogging slows you know why
i can now see the commercials
MediaDailyNews 01-19-05: "On NFL Network Super Bowl Never Ends, No Commercial Interruptions For Commercials
"
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
neat german pop schnappi - done by 4 yr old - a hit
-original mix
there is also a techno verson
Schnappi das kleine Krokodil - Mp3, Schnappilied, H�ren und Sehen - website in german
cool a new bible for me - TNIV
Yahoo! News - And the word is 'update': "Today's New International Version of the Bible" But more archaic terms are ousted, and new usage is recognized. After all, Webster added 10,000 words and made 100,000 changes in dictionary definitions in a decade, says Ben Irwin, head of Zondervan's publishing division aimed at the under 35-crowd.
NIV losing ground to The Message - The Message: The Bible in Contemporary Language
CBS May Use Multi-Anchor Format
Yahoo! News - CBS May Use Multi-Anchor Format
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AP - CBS will probably replace Dan Rather on the evening news with a multi-anchor, perhaps multi-city format that changes the "antiquated" way of reporting the day's top stories, CBS chief Leslie Moonves said Tuesday.
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I Think it could give CBS NEWS a fighting chance in the news race
George Washington did not want to sleep here - CBC News: Death beats Halifax: George Washington
CBC News: Death beats Halifax: George Washington
George Washington did not want to sleep here - that is funny
weather, mother nature on drugs
Toronto, Ontario
last thursday it got up 18C [70F] Which is crazy, for janury which is crazy.
ast night it was a windy -40C [-5F] with windchill.
mother she is on drugs, time for rehab, sadly I think it is the hard stuff
Monday, January 17, 2005
cp squeal - I did not know this was such an inside joke
AlltheWeb.com: Web results for "cp squeal"
the hi pitched squeal I make because of my cerebral palsy when I am happy or excited.
cerebral palsy sqeal
Yorkminster Park Baptist Church
Yorkminster Park Baptist Church
my former church that I was baptized in January 1999
Yahoo! News - RCMP probe after disabled Saskatchewan senior left overnight in bus
I have had bad dream's that were ver similar
Yahoo! News - RCMP probe after disabled Saskatchewan senior left overnight in bus
Canadian Press - NIPAWIN, Sask. (CP) - Robbed of speech by medical problems and unable to cry for help, a Saskatchewan man who is confined to a wheelchair spent 12 hours strapped inside a minibus on Christmas Eve after the driver apparently forgot to unload him.
'Ali G' Comedian Risks Riot at U.S. Rodeo
Yahoo! News - 'Ali G' Comedian Risks Riot at U.S. Rodeo: "After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he said, 'I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq"
Sunday, January 16, 2005
BBC - Ouch! Disability Magazine - News, Opinion, Features, Humour
BBC - Ouch! Disability Magazine - News, Opinion, Features, Humour
Great site - real funny , but helpful as well
a CP SQUEAL of a site
BBC - Ouch! - looking for blogs by other disabled people - but where are you all hiding"
looking for blogs by other disabled people - but where are you all hiding"
go here to find out more :
BBC - Ouch! - Weblog - Blogs we like:
I forgot to tell u
I live in Toronto , Ontario , Canada
I have cerebral palsy and I an in a wheelchair,
find out more about me @
http://www.geocities.com/arc23/alamsp.htm
http://www.geocities.com/arc23/alamsp.htm
What is a blog? You ask
from BBC - Ouch! - Weblog - Blogs we like: "In case you don't know what weblogs are all about, they're a kind of online diary containing your thoughts and/or links to interesting things you've found elsewhere on the net. They're easy to create, and you don't need any specialist technical knowledge to understand how they work."
On the Media - NPR - WNYC
http://www.onthemedia.org
A show I love but never get to hear enough
but I scan the archives frequently
International Towing & Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum
International Towing & Recovery Hall of Fame and Museum
as seen on CBS Sunday Morning.
the 2 year old me still likes tow trucks
Saturday, January 15, 2005
A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor
A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor
love the show
listening now
via kuow - http://www.kuow.org/
or find another station at
http://publicradiofan.com/cgi-bin/program.pl?programid=436
or
http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/stations/
I Love Laughter 17 : Church Bulletin Bloopers
Church Bulletin Bloopers
http://sermonfodder.com/
~ Song Lyrics: What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins and briefs to bear.
~ Church sign: Jesus Saves! Safeway sign across the street: Safeway
saves you more!
~ For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the
children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week: There
will be no Moms who care this week.
~ This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when
leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to
pray for our unloved saved ones.
~ A woman's blouse was found at a table in the middle of the servant
appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the
church office.
~ Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 pm in the large room.
~ The ladies in the style show will meet with their dresses down in
front after morning worship.
~ A worm welcome to all who have come today.
~ Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford"
~ Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
~ Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
~ Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
~ Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
~ For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the
dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
- Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
Please remember those who are shut-in during bath weather.
~ We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
~ May God give us increasing hunger for the Blob.
~ Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
~ Child care provided with reservations.
= Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
~ Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion
table in the sanctuary.
~ Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?
~ Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.
~ Please come...you will be gald you did.
~ Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
- My joke is easy and my burden is light.
~ I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you
gave me drink.
~ We are an autonomous body, opearting under the hardship of Jesus Christ.
~ The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening
at 7:30 p.m.
~ Hymn of Invitation: "Whoever He Leads I'll Go"
~ The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
~ Worshipers are asked to wail until all have been served to partake
of the Body and the Blood of Christ.
- Pray for continual growth in the lives of many of our teens--that a
food foundation will be laid in their lives.
~ Boars of Trustees
- We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
~ I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even
though he diets, yet shall be live.
~ Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
~ All children are requested to bring fresh followers to decorate the
cross for Easter Sunday.
~ The King's Bras will present a concert at our church this evening at 6.
~ Women in the Word starts next week. There are several different
studies to choose from. Ladies, make sure you sign up for a stud
before next week.
This week's sermon: "When is Sex Not Enough?"
Opening Hymn: "I Need Thee Every Hour"
*Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
*If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose
a check and drip in the collection basket.
*Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
*Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."
*Newsletter! s are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
*Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
*The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.
*The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church
board.
*As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof
outing.
*Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
*Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
*Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
*For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to
the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
*Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
*Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.
*Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
*The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...
As printed in "Dear Webby's Humor Letter" newsletter. Please note
that some of these were original items "borrowed" from an earlier
Sermon Fodder posting without credit.
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I Love Laughter 14
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist, "Great! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
I Love Laughter 14 : THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL
THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL
In Sunday School one morning Little Joey raised his hand and proceeded to ask a question that had perplexed him for some time."Mr. Goldblatt," said little Joey, "there's something I can't figure out. According to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea,right?" "Right." "And the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?" "Er, right." "And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you're right." "And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Mr. Goldblatt. "So what's your question, Joey?" "What were all the grown-ups doing?"
I Love Laughter 14 : help
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
I Love Laughter 13: L.A. LIFE
guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.
"Hey, pal, what's the matter?" said the first guy.
"I've been transferred to Los Angeles, California," he answered nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate in the country..."
"Hold on," said the first. "I've been in L.A all my life, and it's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I was worried to death! But if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said the first, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck."
I Love Laughter 12 : Stress
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, fix him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him.Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your stress; this will probably make him feel worse. And most importantly, you must be intimate with your husband every day of the week. If you can do this for at least 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say to you?"
"You're going to die."
I Love Laughter 11: desposing of liquor
I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the drain with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank; pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out ot the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drank and drinked the pour. When I had every one emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, and glasses, and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in one bottle which I drank.
I was not under tho alcofluence of incohol, as some theople pink I was.
I was not as thunk as you might drink. I felt so feelish, I didn't know who was me, and the drunker I stood thero the longer I got.
I Love Laughter 10: in church 1
About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she included the various ethnic groups one of which were the Moslems - "and Lord we pray for the Moslems of the town, who read and worship the teachings of the Karma Sutra".
Yes the Karma Sutra, well most of the young people were laughing so hard they cried - this coupled with a church announcement by the church secretary who stood up to give the latest bulletin about the imminent birth of the pastor's new baby.
"The doctors are going to seduce the pastors wife this morning." The pastor replied, "Well they are a bit late aren't they."
Makes you wonder just what they are teaching in the Elim Church
A Father's Laws Concerning Food and Drink
A Father's Laws Concerning Food and DrinkHousehold PrinciplesLamentations of the Fatherby Ian FrazierOf the beasts of the field, and of the fishes of the sea, and of all foods that are acceptable in my sight you may eat, but not in the living room. Of the hoofed animals, broiled or ground into burgers, you may eat, but not in the living room. Of the cloven-hoofed animal, plain or with cheese, you may eat, but not in the living room. Of the cereal grains, of the corn and of the wheat and of the oats, and of all the cereals that are of bright color and unknown provenance you may eat, but not in the living room. Of the quiescently frozen dessert and of all frozen after-meal treats you may eat, but absolutely not in the living room. Of the juices and other beverages, yes, even of those in sippy-cups, you may drink, but not in the living room, neither may you carry such therein. Indeed, when you reach the place where the living room carpet begins, of any food or beverage there you may not eat, neither may you drink.But if you are sick, and are lying down and watching something, then may you eat in the living room.Laws When at TableAnd if you are seated in your high chair, or in a chair such as a greater person might use, keep your legs and feet below you as they were. Neither raise up your knees, nor place your feet upon the table, for that is an abomination to me. Yes, even when you have an interesting bandage to show, your feet upon the table are an abomination, and worthy of rebuke. Drink your milk as it is given you, neither use on it any utensils, nor fork, nor knife, nor spoon, for that is not what they are for; if you will dip your blocks in the milk, and lick it off, you will be sent away. When you have drunk, let the empty cup then remain upon the table, and do not bite it upon its edge and by your teeth hold it to your face in order to make noises in it sounding like a duck; for you will be sent away.When you chew your food, keep your mouth closed until you have swallowed, and do not open it to show your brother or your sister what is within; I say to you, do not so, even if your brother or your sister has done the same to you. Eat your food only; do not eat that which is not food; neither seize the table between your jaws, nor use the raiment of the table to wipe your lips. I say again to you, do not touch it, but leave it as it is. And though your stick of carrot does indeed resemble a marker, draw not with it upon the table, even in pretend, for we do not do that, that is why. And though the pieces of broccoli are very like small trees, do not stand them upright to make a forest, because we do not do that, that is why. Sit just as I have told you, and do not lean to one side or the other, nor slide down until you are nearly slid away. Heed me; for if you sit like that, your hair will go into the syrup. And now behold, even as I have said, it has come to pass.Laws Pertaining to DessertFor we judge between the plate that is unclean and the plate that is clean, saying first, if the plate is clean, then you shall have dessert. But of the unclean plate, the laws are these: If you have eaten most of your meat, and two bites of your peas with each bite consisting of not less than three peas each, or in total six peas, eaten where I can see, and you have also eaten enough of your potatoes to fill two forks, both forkfuls eaten where I can see, then you shall have dessert. But if you eat a lesser number of peas, and yet you eat the potatoes, still you shall not have dessert; and if you eat the peas, yet leave the potatoes uneaten, you shall not have dessert, no, not even a small portion thereof. And if you try to deceive by moving the potatoes or peas around with a fork, that it may appear you have eaten what you have not, you will fall into iniquity. And I will know, and you shall have no dessert.On ScreamingDo not scream; for it is as if you scream all the time. If you are given a plate on which two foods you do not wish to touch each other are touching each other, your voice rises up even to the ceiling, while you point to the offense with the finger of your right hand; but I say to you, scream not, only remonstrate gently with the server, that the server may correct the fault. Likewise if you receive a portion of fish from which every piece of herbal seasoning has not been scraped off, and the herbal seasoning is loathsome to you, and steeped in vileness, again I say, refrain from screaming. Though the vileness overwhelm you, and cause you a faint unto death, make not that sound from within your throat, neither cover your face, nor press your fingers to your nose. For even now I have made the fish as it should be; behold, I eat of it myself, yet do not die.Concerning Face and HandsCast your countenance upward to the light, and lift your eyes to the hills, that I may more easily wash you off. For the stains are upon you; even to the very back of your head, there is rice thereon. And in the breast pocket of your garment, and upon the tie of your shoe, rice and other fragments are distributed in a manner wonderful to see. Only hold yourself still; hold still, I say. Give each finger in its turn for my examination thereof, and also each thumb. Lo, how iniquitous they appear. What I do is as it must be; and you shall not go hence until I have done.Various Other Laws, Statutes, and OrdinancesBite not, lest you be cast into quiet time. Neither drink of your own bath water, nor of bath water of any kind; nor rub your feet on bread, even if it be in the package; nor rub yourself against cars, nor against any building; nor eat sand.Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape? And hum not that humming in your nose as I read, nor stand between the light and the book. Indeed, you will drive me to madness. Nor forget what I said about the tape.Complaints and LamentationsO my children, you are disobedient. For when I tell you what you must do, you argue and dispute hotly even to the littlest detail; and when I do not accede, you cry out, and hit and kick. Yes, and even sometimes do you spit, and shout "stupid-head" and other blasphemies, and hit and kick the wall and the molding thereof when you are sent to the corner. And though the law teaches that no one shall be sent to the corner for more minutes than he has years of age, yet I would leave you there all day, so mighty am I in anger. But upon being sent to the corner you ask straightaway, "Can I come out?" and I reply, "No, you may not come out." And again you ask, and again I give the same reply. But when you ask again a third time, then you may come out.Hear me, O my children, for the bills they kill me. I pay and pay again, even to the twelfth time in a year, and yet again they mount higher than before. For our health, that we may be covered, I give six hundred and twenty talents twelve times in a year; but even this covers not the fifteen hundred deductible for each member of the family within a calendar year. And yet for ordinary visits we still are not covered, nor for many medicines, nor for the teeth within our mouths. Guess not at what rage is in my mind, for surely you cannot know.For I will come to you at the first of the month and at the fifteenth of the month with the bills and a great whining and moan. And when the month of taxes comes, I will decry the wrong and unfairness of it, and mourn with wine and ashtrays, and rend my receipts. And you shall remember that I am that I am: before, after, and until you are twenty-one. Hear me then, and avoid me in my wrath, O children of me.
[The Atlantic Monthly; February 1997; Laws Concerning Food and Drink; Household Principles; Lamentations of the Father; Volume 279, No. 2; pages 89-90]
How To Survive To The End Of A Horror Movie
How To Survive To The End Of A Horror Movie
* When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
* Never read a book of demon-summoning verses aloud, even as a joke.
* Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
* As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
* If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET OUT!
* If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
* Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know that you're doing.
* If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
* If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself instead - You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
* When trying to escape from a serial killer, never run UPstairs.
I Love Laughter 9: *If Men Got Pregnant*
*If Men Got Pregnant*
- Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
- All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.
- Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
- They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
- Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
AND
- Women would rule the world.
I Love Laughter 8 : The Perfect Pastor:
The Perfect Pastor:1. Preaches exactly 20 minutes and follows it with an invitation inwhich everyone is convicted but no one is offended.2. Works from 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. in every type of work fromcounseling to custodial service.3. 27 years old with 30 years of preaching experience.4. Tall and short.5. Thin and heavy set.6. Handsome but not overpowering.7. One brown eye and one blue eye.8. Hair is parted in the middle and is straight on one side and wavyon the other side, with a balding spot on top revealing his maturity.9. Has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all histime with the older folks.10. He smiles constantly with a straight and sober face because hehas a sense of humor that keeps him seriously at his work.11. Invests 25 hours a week in sermon preparation, 20 hours incounseling, 10 hours in meetings, five hours in emergencies, 20 hoursin visitation and evangelism, 6 hours in weddings and funerals, 30hours in prayer and meditation, 12 hours in letter writing, andadministration, and 10 hours in creative thinking.12. Spends 5 evenings at home with his family, plus a day off, andalways stops for interruptions.13. A seminary graduate, but uses only one- and two-syllable words.14. Makes 15 calls a day.15. Spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched.16. Attends all retreats, goes to all youth retreats.17. Is always available in his office.18. His kids are perfect.19. His mother is rich.20. His wife plays the piano.21. His house is large.22. His back account is small.23. His car is in the shop.24. He is paid too much, too little, and he gives it all away.25. He is talented, gifted, scholarly, practical, popular,compassionate, understanding, patient, level headed, dependable,loving, caring, neat, organized, cheerful, and above all, humble.
I Love Laughs 2: Eat what you like diet 2
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good.
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: What's the secret to healthy eating? A: Thicker gravy.
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel good food around!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. Now go have a cookie...flour is a veggie!
I Love Laughter 7: 1 belated Holiday Joke
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming home for Christmas and paying their own way!"
I Love Laughter 6 : The weatherman
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's definitely going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
I Love Laughter 5: Quitting Smoking
Quitting SmokingJohn was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"'I'm not smoking lady," replied John politely."But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said."Lady," John answered back, "I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse!"
I Love Laughter 3
Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past numerous elegant mansions finally they arrived at a dilapidated shack at the end of the street.
Fielding, much taken aback, began, "Why am I left with a rundown shack when all of these others have fine mansions?"
"Well, sir," replied St. Peter, "we did the best we could with the money you sent us."
Political Faith
Political FaithPoliticians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the single church there. Unfortunately, he had forgotten to ask which denomination so that when it was time for his speech, he inquired in this way:My brethren, all. I must tell you that my great Grandfather was Presbyterian (absolute silence); but my Grandmother was an Episcopalian (more silence); I must tell you that my other Grandfather was a Catholic (deep silence); while my other Grandmother was Methodist (continued silence).But I must tell you that I had an aunt who was a Baptist. The astute politicial paused for a moment as the room errupted into loug cheers. Then he concluded, "...and I have always considered my aunt's path to be the right one!"
I Love Laughter 2: Eat what you like diet
(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(D) The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
--- Janet Pollock Brooks
I Love to laugh 1 - Who Shot The Buck
Who Shot The Buck
Three men went deer hunting, and as they crossed the field going to the woods, a huge buck jumped up in their path. All three fired at the same time. The buck dropped, and as they came up on the buck, they realized they had a problem. Which one of them shot the deer?As they discussed the problem, a game warden came along to check for hunting licenses. He offered to sort out the problem, examined the deer, and said, "One of you guys is a preacher, right?" And sure enough, one of them was."Well, preacher, your shot is the one that got the buck."Amazed, the guys asked how he knew one of them was a preacher and that the preacher's shot was the one that scored."Simple," the game warden said, "It went in one ear and out the other."
liberal american immigration
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."
helpfull hints [lol]
1. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables get someone else to hold them while you chop away.
2. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
5. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
6. And most helpful of all - DO NOT TRY ANY OF THE ABOVE HINTS.
Rolls-Royce: Trusted to deliver excellence
Key Life Network========Rolls-Royce:
The great British automaker Rolls Royce takes great pride in the
reliability of their handcrafted automobiles. An obviously wealthy
owner of a Rolls took it to Europe on an extended trip. While
traveling in France the car had some mechanical problem. He
called the Rolls Royce factory and asked that they send out a
mechanic straightaway to fix the problem. The company
responded in royal fashion. They put a mechanic on a private jet
with all of the necessary tools and flew him over to France to
make the repairs. The owner was so wealthy that he wasn't at
all concerned about the cost, and he would not spare any
expense to assure that his beloved Rolls Royce was properly
repaired. However, after several months he realized he had not
recieved a bill for the repair. He directed his secretary to contact
the Rolls Royce factory to inquire about the charges. He
received a prompt reply from the Rolls Royce company. With
typical British aplomb, it said simply, "We have no recollection or
record of any Rolls Royce having ever had a breakdown or being
in need of repair anywhere in France."
When we repent and ask God to fix things that have resulted
from sin in our lives, like Rolls Royce, he fixes it and doesn't
have any recollection of he problem, and he NEVER sends a bill.
From Steve Brown at keylife.org
Jokes I love : Moron
After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at he like he was saying, "Dad, do you know anything?"
He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionary and the definition of it is 'a person who has the intelligence of a 12 year old.' Thanks Dad, you just gave me a compliment!"
funny poem 1 : A joy of which I'll not partake I love it
A joy of which I'll not partake
Is eating children's birthday cake.
To "blow out" candles, in a word,
Is really patently absurd:
Each puff contains sufficient moisture
To propagate your av'rage oyster.
So, Birthday-Boy and ditto-Daughter,
Withhold from me your whiff of water.
I do not need some little squirt
To atomize on my dessert.
Among the things I will not do
Is have my cake and drink it, too.
i love this blog - Veiled Conceit
Veiled Conceit
this blog is so funny it made me give of a big cp squeal
GOOGLE added my blog - Google Search: "ARC'S REVUE"
Google Search: "ARC'S REVUE"
Thanks google
ARC'S REVUE
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Friday, January 14, 2005
ICY MORNING
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It is icy even in downtown Toronto
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MOVIES / DOCS : My Flesh and Blood (2003)
My Flesh and Blood (2003)
FAVORITE DOCUMENTARY 10/10
LOVE IT
MOVIES : The Station Agent (2003)
The Station Agent (2003)
A MOVIE MORE POEPLE SHOULD SEE 10/10
I LOVE IT
Thursday, January 13, 2005
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
UNCLE: CBC News: U.S. gives up search for Iraqi weapons
CBC News: U.S. gives up search for Iraqi weapons
say uncle, It is like when your parents/teachers punish then cone up a reason after the fact
Visit the archives there is a lot of great INFO/STORIES/HUMOUR/LINKS found in past mounths
Visit the archives there is a lot of great INFO/STORIES/HUMOUR/LINKS found in past mounths
ICY MORNING
It is icy even in downtown Toronto
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Adam Roy Cohoon [ARC]
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CILT'S WHATS NEW BLOG
http://cilt.ca
http://cilt.ca/Whats%20New/what'snew.htm
a great site to keep up with the Toronto disability scene
Centre for Independent Living in Toronto (CILT), Inc.
205 Richmond Street West, Suite 605, Toronto, Ontario M5V 1V3 Canada
Phone: (416) 599-2458 / Fax: (416) 599-3555 / TTY: (416) 599-5077
Newsline: (416) 599-4898 / Direct Funding Hotline: 1-800-354-9950
ICY MORNING
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PublicRadioFan.com - NPR / CBC / BBC / PUBLIC RADIO
PublicRadioFan.com
this site feeds my love of public radio
NPR / CBC / BBC / PUBLIC RADIO
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
goodnight
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posting maybe infrequent to none , till next week, busy
posting maybe infrequent to none , till next week, busy
glasses broke , probably can not be fixed
glasses broke
right tempo broke and right arm, having trouble ordering new one
hoipefully I can see eye doctor tomorrow , [praying]
I hate those eye drops 8>(
but new glasses still take a while to order
ARC
Monday, January 10, 2005
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Friday, January 07, 2005
EBOOKS
- SOME SITES THAT HAVE GOTTEN ME READING
- Abika.com - People Reviews, ebooks magazines newspapers and journals.
- Christian Classics Ethereal Library
- netLibrary
- Online Digital Texts - Academic Computing - AUB
- PROJECT GUTENBERG OFFICIAL HOME SITE - INDEX -- Free Books On-Line -
- The Online Books Page
- Toronto Public Library Main Page
- Christian Classics Ethereal Library
Rowena's Page -- Funny Female Fiction by S. D. Youngren
RADIO / MEDA / TV / BROADCASTING - LINKS
I AM A MEDIA JUNKIE
- AJR NewsLink
- BBC TV from AP
- Cahners TVinsite
- Canadian Communications Foundation - Fondation Des Communications Canadiennes
- Editor & Publisher Home Page
- Fybush.com
- MediaChannel.org--A Global Network of Over 500 Media Issues Groups
- Radio Ink
- radio weisblogg
- The Associated Press
- The Boston Radio Archives North East RadioWatch Complete Index
- The Daily Planet
- The Southern Ontario-WNY Radio-TV Forum
- The Upstate New York Radio Archives
- BBC TV from AP
TV - SHOWS I LOVE / HATE 2 MISS
SHOWS I HATE TO MISS, THAT I RECORD WHEN EVER THERE ON
- Blue Collar TV - TV Series - TV Tome
- bpmtv - online
- CBC News Sunday
- CBC Television - Rick Mercer's Monday Report
- CBC.ca - Moving On
- CBC.ca - Program Guide - Made in Canada
- CBC.ca - Program Guide - Royal Canadian Air Farce
- CBC.ca - Program Guide - ZeD
- CBS News Sunday Morning Correspondents September 22, 2004 162107
- CBSNews.com
- Curb Your Enthusiasm - TV Series - TV Tome
- Degrassi.tv - Home of Degrassi The Next Generation
- Everybody Loves Raymond - TV Series - TV Tome
- FOX Broadcasting Company Malcolm in the Middle
- Gilmore Girls - TV Series - TV Tome
- Home - Committed Fans
- Movieola A Feature Film Experience in a Fraction of the Time. ™
- MuchMoreMusic The very best in pop music past and present
- MuchMusic.com Countdown
- NBC.com American Dreams
- NBC.com Joey
- NBC.com Saturday Night Live
- NBC.com Will & Grace
- Royal Canadian Air Farce - Official Site of Canada's #1 Comedy
- Saturday Night Live - TV Series - TV Tome
- Still Standing - TV Series - TV Tome
- Survivor - TV Series - TV Tome
- That 70s Show Official Site Episode guide, show news, cast pics and bios, fun stuff
- The Apprentice - TV Series - TV Tome
- The King of Queens - TV Series - TV Tome
- TheSimpsons.com
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Two and a Half Men - TV Series - TV Tome
- Welcome to Corner Gas Online
- Welcome to MADtv.com
- WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL COPS WEBSITE
- What I Like About You - TV Series - TV Tome
- http://www.cbc.ca/national/
- Zap2it - TV shows - 60 Minutes
- Zap2it - TV shows - 60 Minutes II
- bpmtv - online
FAVORITES
7th Heaven - TV Series - TV Tome
BBC - Coupling - Homepage
CHANNEL WEBSITES
Zap2It.com! - TV - News - Ratings
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