Political Faith

Political FaithPoliticians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate who traveled to a small town community to address the single church there. Unfortunately, he had forgotten to ask which denomination so that when it was time for his speech, he inquired in this way:My brethren, all. I must tell you that my great Grandfather was Presbyterian (absolute silence); but my Grandmother was an Episcopalian (more silence); I must tell you that my other Grandfather was a Catholic (deep silence); while my other Grandmother was Methodist (continued silence).But I must tell you that I had an aunt who was a Baptist. The astute politicial paused for a moment as the room errupted into loug cheers. Then he concluded, "...and I have always considered my aunt's path to be the right one!"