I Love Laughter 10: in church 1

About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she included the various ethnic groups one of which were the Moslems - "and Lord we pray for the Moslems of the town, who read and worship the teachings of the Karma Sutra".
Yes the Karma Sutra, well most of the young people were laughing so hard they cried - this coupled with a church announcement by the church secretary who stood up to give the latest bulletin about the imminent birth of the pastor's new baby.
"The doctors are going to seduce the pastors wife this morning." The pastor replied, "Well they are a bit late aren't they."
Makes you wonder just what they are teaching in the Elim Church