I Love Laughter 5: Quitting Smoking

Quitting SmokingJohn was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"'I'm not smoking lady," replied John politely."But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said."Lady," John answered back, "I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse!"