Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She
got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested,
but she argued and said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his
good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go
the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costu me was,
she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to
him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his current partner high and dry and devoted his
time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let
him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was
her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she
asked what kind of a time he had. He said: '- Oh, the
same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not there.'
- 'Did you dance much?'
- 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When
I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But you're not going to believe what happened
to the guy I loaned my costume to.. .....
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