Costume Party

Costume Party

  A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She

got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to

the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested,

but she argued and said she was going to take some

aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his

good time being spoiled by not going. 

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,

after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened

without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go

the party. 

Since her husband did not know what her costu me was,

she thought she would have some fun by watching her

husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband

cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with

every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel

here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to

him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left

his    current partner high and dry and devoted his

time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let

him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was

her husband. 

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear

and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars

and had a little bang.  Just before unmasking at

midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume

away and got into bed, wondering what kind of

explanation he would make for his behavior. 

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she

asked what kind of a time he had.  He said: '- Oh, the

same old thing. You know I never have a good time when

you're not there.' 

- 'Did you dance much?' 

- 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When

I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other

guys, so we went into the den and played poker all

evening. But you're not going to believe what happened

to the guy I loaned my costume to.. .....