Crazy Signs and Sayings
Crazy Signs and Sayings
Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.
-- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Mattie's Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, "An alternative to Good
Eating" -- Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas
Truth is that which cannot be proved false. -- Dick Morris
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except
Thursday. -- sign in a Moscow Hotel
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
-- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies team manager
We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite
unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to
recover. -- Parish Magazine
I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.
-- Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort
Worth, Texas
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and
one word only: Super Bowl. -- Bill Peterson, football coach
They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they
take them off. -- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the
company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of
pliers.
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
-- Restaurant sign in Langkawi, Malaysia
Speaking ill of the dead is a grave mistake. (Tiff Wimberly)
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