Signs It's WAY Too Hot

Signs It's WAY Too Hot



22. Baked Alaska is being used in reference to the entire state, not
just the name for a delightful dessert.

21. The pizza you ordered is actually the same temperature that it
came out of the oven when the delivery guy FINALLY gets it to your
door.

20. The water in your swimming pool can be used to cook vegetables.

19. Your wife finally gives up her flannel footie pajamas.

18. Cows give homogenized milk right there at the Dairy.

17. Chickens lay hard boiled eggs.

16. Instead of "smoking or non-smoking" your favorite restaurant
offers "smoking AND smoking."

16. You can cook a full meal in your crock pot without ever plugging it in.

15. Your 97 year-old grandmother finally removes the down parka.

14. The frozen pork loin you bought at the grocery on special is
fully cooked by the time you get home and you only live a two minute
drive from the store.

13. Your church budget committee finally authorizes turning on the
air conditioning in the sanctuary.

12. The squash in your garden are fully cooked when you pick them.

11. "Ice Cube" forced to change his name to "Wet Spot."

10. Death toll climbs each time someone asks: "Hot enough for ya?"

9. Too late, you realize that killing someone for a Slurpee is
probably a crime.

8. You sat through Runaway Bride just so you could be in an air
conditioned room for two hours.

7. Al Gore takes credit for inventing air conditioning.

6. You shaved ten minutes off the morning commute by cooking
breakfast on your dashboard on the way in.

5. Your kids are toasting marshmallows -- by sticking them out the window.

4. Mirage in the living room keeps attracting dehydrated, bedraggled
neighbor children.

3. Richard Simmons releases new diet program: "Sweatin'. Just Lyin'
Around Motionless Sweatin'."

2. Local Goth queen spotted wearing a white cotton tennis dress with
floral trim.

Number 1 Sign It's Way Too Hot...

1. Water comes out of the "cold" faucet at the same temperature as
the "hot" faucet.