I Love Laughter - Live to be 80

Myron was obviously a little concerned about that comment and so asked his doctor "Do you think I'll live to be 80, doctor?"

He replied, "Well, do you smoke or drink beer?"

"Oh no", Myron replied, "I've never done either."

Then the doctor asked, "Do you eat grilled steaks or barbequed ribs?

Myron replied, "No, I've heard that red meat is very unhealthy."

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" asked the doctor.

"No I don't," Myron replied.

Then the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have dangerous hobbies?"

"No," said Myron, "I've done none of those things."

The doctor looked at Myron and said, "Then why do you want to live to be 80?"