A Little Canadian Humor

Canada

A Little Canadian Humor,
> Forget Rednecks.
>
> Here is what Jeff Foxworthy
> has to say about Canucks.
>
>
>
> If your local Dairy Queen
> is closed from
>
> September through May,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If someone in a Home Depot
> store
>
> offers you assistance and
> they don't work there,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you've worn shorts and a
> parka at the same time,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you've had a lengthy
> telephone conversation
>
> with someone who dialed a
> wrong number,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If 'Vacation' means going
> anywhere
>
> south of Detroit for the
> weekend,
>
> You may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you measure distance in
> hours,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you know several people
>
> who have hit a deer more
> than once,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you have switched from
> 'heat' to 'A/C'
>
> in the same day and back
> again,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you can drive 90 km/hr
> through 2 feet of snow
>
> during a raging blizzard
> without flinching,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you install security
> lights on your house and garage,
>
> but leave both unlocked,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you carry jumpers in
> your car
>
> and your wife knows how to
> use them,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you design your kid's
> Halloween costume
>
> to fit over a snowsuit,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If the speed limit on the
> highway is 80 km --
> you're going 90 and
> everybody is passing you,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If driving is better in the
> winter
>
> because the potholes are
> filled with snow,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you know all 4 seasons:
>
> almost winter, winter,
> still winter,
>
> and road construction,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you have more miles
>
> on your snow blower than
> your car,
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
> If you find 2 degrees 'a
> little chilly',
>
> you may live in Canada .
>
>
>
>
>
> If you actually understand
> these jokes, you definitely live in
> Canada
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