No Excuse

No Excuse

On the church newsletter were these instructions - Hold this paper
close to your nose and breath deeply. If the sheet turns green, you
need to see a doctor. If it turns blue see your dentist. If it turns red
see your bank manager. If it turns black, you need to check your will,
so see your lawyer immediately. If, however, it does not change color
then there is nothing wrong with you, and there is *no* reason why
you shouldn't be in church next week.