I Love Laughter - Health Crisis

Health Crisis

Old Man Dean, a miser and womanizer of some renown in the community,
at last suffered a health crisis and was rushed to hospital late one
evening.

He lay unconscious through the night, but rallied at dawn and, by and
by, was well enough to receive visitors.

A local parson, hearing of Dean's misfortune and recalling that at
one time he had been a member of his congregation, determined to make
a call. After brief pleasantries were exchanged, the preacher began
an earnest appeal for the old boy to repent, mend his ways, and
return to the flock.

The minister explained how the patient should be thankful that he was
spared, and after some lengthy pleading for the old man to repent
inquired, "Did all of your sins flash before your eyes during the
incident?"

"Don't be ridiculous," replied the defiant old man, "the attack
lasted only 6 hours!"