Things Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding

Things Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding


15. Sorry, the flower truck is running late this morning. However,
we did manage to pull some garnish out of the vegetable cooler to
spiff things up a bit.

14> Yes, the lady in jewelry says it's certified 10 carat cubic Zirconia.

13> Yeah, I figured during the wedding I'd take advantage of the 15
minute $12.95 oil change special. Plus, my cousins can't trash the
car while it's up on the rack.

12> I need a member of management to hardware to act as best man, please.

11>"Tradition or not, buddy, you broke that glass and you're gonna pay for it."

10> We're out of napkins. Can someone run back to the paper
products isle and pick up some paper towels?

9> "Pre-nup in aisle seven!"

8> I just checked the registry list. We're in luck. The lawn
mower is still on there and the guy in Lawn and Garden says it's on
sale through tomorrow.

7> Why wouldn't her smock qualify as "something blue?" And it offers
such a nice contrast to her white dress.

6> We need to hurry the reception line along here, it's about shift
change time for the Official Wal Mart Greeter.

5> "If that creepy yellow smiley face comes by one more time, I
swear I'm going over to sporting goods to buy some ammo."

4> "I'm sorry, miss, but shoplifting an iPod does not qualify as
your 'something borrowed.'"

3> "Great -- we finally get the entire wedding party crammed into
the photo machine, and Bubba runs out of quarters!"

2> No, it's just that I've never seen a tux done in Real-Tree cammo. Awesome.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding...

1> Your Attention Puh-leeze! Bouquet Toss on isle 7 in five minutes.