The Platypus Society: Is Nothing Sacred?

The Platypus Society: Is Nothing Sacred?: "The Cookie Monster is curbing his cookie intake. Why do I have a problem with this?
He's the freaking Cookie Monster! Cookie Monsters eat cookies! Apparently he is even singing a new tune instead of his trademark 'C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!' Now he touts that cookies are a 'sometimes' food. This is the equivalent of Courtney Love telling the world that heroine is only a 'sometimes' drug. You can leash an addict, but it's only a matter of time before he goes on a weekend cookie binger and is found stuck face first in the doorway of Keebler Elves' tree, his feet dangling off the ground."