Sunday, March 30, 2008
out in the blogosphere
buschic's Thoughts - thoughts and feelings and a good week.: "I finally got to see a person that I want to have a great friendship with, His name is Adam, and he is really cool!"
Friday, March 21, 2008
BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . ......
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Maundy Thursday - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
On this day four events are commemorated: the washing of the Disciples' feet by Jesus Christ, the institution of the Mystery of the Holy Eucharist at the Last Supper, the agony of Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane, the betrayal of Christ by Judas Iscariot."
TheStar.com - Special Section - Earth Hour
M a r c h 29 , 2 0 0 8 , 8 p. m."
Earth Hour - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Stuff White People Like
Friday, March 07, 2008
CBC Radio Two to revamp daytime programming
The specialized online radio stations will be designed to appeal to listeners who want a more intense experience in a particular genre, McGuire said.
'Music lives in that digital space,' she said. 'This is an advancement in integration. Radio Two won't be limited to being a terrestrial service.'"
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
CBC Radio Two to revamp daytime programming
* 6-10 a.m.: A music program dedicated to a range of genres, including classical, pop, jazz and roots music.
* 10 a.m.-3 p.m.: A classical program that will emphasize the most popular and accessible classical music, including Mozart, Beethoven and other favourites.
* 3-6 p.m.: A drive-home show focusing on vocal music, including many new artists."
Monday, March 03, 2008
Calendar Project - Home of Lightning and Sunbird�
Calendar Project - Home of Lightning and Sunbird�: "Mozilla-style ease-of-use for your calendar. Sunbird� lets you manage your schedule easily, and store it where you want to."